Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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