How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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