Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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