he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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