Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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