They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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