Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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