Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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