1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i think im in europe. pls send help
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