You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
two words: eviction party
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just want to make out with him forever
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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