Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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