Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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