nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Randomize