we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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