i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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