I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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