I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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