you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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