we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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