did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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