I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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