So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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