it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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