You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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