I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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