If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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