Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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