i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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