i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Are my feet made of real feet?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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