Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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