I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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