The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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