I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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