Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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