how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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