Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Mom said you looked used
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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