Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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