I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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