that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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