Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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