i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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