Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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