I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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