Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Randomize