Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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