I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you