this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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