I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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