I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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