Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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There r osticjed everywhere
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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