She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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