Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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