Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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