don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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